The quest for mystical "energy" experiences, both authentic and counterfeit, reveals a fascinating intersection of neuroscience, psychology, and religious tradition. Through analysis of scholarly correspondence about Jewish mysticism and energy practices, a clear pattern emerges: mystical "energy" experiences correlate directly with dopamine-activated brain systems that generate euphoric states, similar to those induced by antidepressants and psychoactive substances. The research combines neuroscientific insights, particularly Jaak Panksepp's "seeking system" theory, with careful examination of classical mystical texts like the Zohar to understand this phenomenon. While classical Jewish mystical texts describe genuine elevated states linked to divine union experiences, many contemporary mystical practices access only surface-level mechanisms. This interdisciplinary investigation distinguishes authentic mystical traditions that meaningfully integrate religion, spirituality, and mysticism from modern pseudo-mystical approaches lacking historical depth and continuity. The findings emphasize that legitimate mystical energy practices must remain anchored in traditional religious frameworks to avoid devolving into narcissistic or antinomian movements, with authentic Kabbalah requiring both experiential validation and textual authority while serving broader spiritual and ethical aims.